Animal Farm
More Than Just George Orwell’s Furry Friends
#PLM – Possum Lives Matter
“Hands Up, Don’t Shoot!”
What’s Your Excuse?
So who thought it would be cute to breed a cat without hair?
“There’s More Than One Way to Skin a Cat”
I love that quote from General Tso.
Amazon’s Newest Holiday Delivery Scheme
It had to happen. Amazon’s ‘Drone Delivery’ is going to the dogs. UPS, Amazon’s prime delivery partner (no pun intended) is excited about the concept too. Currently in the middle of intense contract negotiations with the Teamsters, UPS Management is convinced that they can secure some tasty concessions by throwing a bone or two to the Delivery Dogs. The Delivery Dogs, we hear, are holding fast for a boost in their “Prime Cuts” ration of at least 15% and an additional paid daily hydrant break.
Awww!! – I Got Monday Handled
The secret is to consider Monday an ‘extension’ of Friday night’s partying.
You Can Call Me Stilts, But Don’t Call Me Johnson
“You can call me Stilts, or you can call me Wilt, or you can call me Legs or you can call me Pegs, or you can call me WiltStilts, or you can call me PegLegs, or you can call me WS, or you can call me PL …but ya doesn’t hafta call me Johnson.”
Deep In Sheep
Rover’s got himself stuck in a Ovis Aries quagmire, for sure. Could that be called “stuck between a rock and hind place?” Bada Boom!
Here’s the Bada Boom! in case you didn’t open it. A triple facepalm by the Three Stooges is just too good to waste.
Zucchini Bob and His Dog ‘Cat’ Pose After Successful Opening Day
Zucchini Bob said, “I couldn’t have done this without my dog, ‘Cat’.” Bob went on to say, “There’s no such thing as “catch and release” when ‘Cat’s’ around, although he does toy with them a bit before he bags ’em.”
Your Uber Driver Is ‘Barking’ That Your Pickup Is Ready
Is that the new “headless” Uber ride?
Shaving Your ‘Monkey’
That looks like a nice close shave for Bonzo. Love that ‘Side-shaved, High-fade’ look. And his little elephant slippers…Awww!!