This ‘Environmentally Sustainable’ method of blowing one’s nose not only eliminates the need to kill trees to make kleenex tissues, but also reinforces the notion that ‘shaking hands’ is no longer relevant to today’s pandemic times.
Animal Farm
More Than Just George Orwell’s Furry Friends
Saving Darwin’s Li’l Duckies
One down, seven to go…Oopsie!! Only one left! Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Where’d he go, now? Hang on for the happy ending…
The Race For The Bacon
These fleet little piggies don’t need no stinkin’ roses… They race for the bacon.
Kitty Contemplating ‘Murder Most Foul’
And admit it. You’d probably deserve the ‘limp mouse toss’ for that little piece of cat battery.
How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You
If Kitty’s lips are moving, he’s indifferent to your continued existence…
It’s only a matter of choosing the right time and venue to do the deed.
Free Range Kids – Dodgeball Daze
**Found here.