You didn't drink the water did you, Conan? Oh….that's too bad. No, rum does not protect you. Your shots are all up to date, right? And you did get the sub-saharan African upgrade, too? Right? None of those? Eewww!! Your probably not gonna have much fun in about 18 hrs.
— ThePublicEditor.com (@TPE_PubEditor) January 23, 2018
You might say Scheming Chuck Schumer Schlonged himself by pursuing his Stupefying Shithole Shutdown.
Former FBI Director, James Comey, seems to have reconciled himself to the vagaries of whatever fate will befall him because of his somewhat ‘flawed’ testimony about the handling of the Hillary Clinton Email scandal. He probably sees himself more as a Robin Hood of Facts – stealing from the truth and giving to those far less rich in the truth, like Hillary Clinton. Now if I could figure out who his Friar Tuck is…
Not prejudging the facts like you did, Mr. Comey, but I'm interpreting your quote to mean that you feel OK about yourself for the 'lies' that you told because you believed it was the right thing to do. And so you, well…did it. Was that guess close enough for Government work?
— ThePublicEditor.com (@TPE_PubEditor) January 23, 2018
Senator. You were the shining bi-partisan example Chuck Schumer used to justify his #SchumerShutdown. Didn’t waste any time starting your rehab did you? We will never forget the Reagan Amnesty cluster-fuck. And you shouldn’t either.
Senator, You helped shut it down remember? Here's the deal. DACA recipients get regularized in exchange for 1)Appropriating the money to fund the Border Wall/Security 2)Ending Chain Migration 3) Ending Visa Lottery. Remember the Reagan Amnesty fiasco? Never, ever again!!
— ThePublicEditor.com (@TPE_PubEditor) January 23, 2018
Actually, she’s only a Republican when she’s in her closet counting her shoes. Would that make her Democrat in Republican shoes?
I've finally figured out what your gig is. There are too many Dem pundits for the Market to absorb. So, even though you support nothing vaguely Republican, self-identify as a one gets you a seat at the table. Clever. And the Lib Media gets to say their panel is bi-partisan.
— ThePublicEditor.com (@TPE_PubEditor) January 22, 2018
**Yes, I know. Nicaragua is not even close to the Philippines.
Not that Nicholas Cage ever had much ‘artistic integrity’ to begin with, but did you ever wonder why 
he’s showing up in every ‘piece of shit’ role in every ‘shithole’ straight to DVD movie imaginable? You know what I mean. Those movies that you’re tempted to let your dog dump on before you return them to Redbox? The answer is simple. Nick Cage has a spending problem every bit as bad a Johnny Depp’s, but not quite the “Star Powered” salary.
So Nick has to take the McDonald’s approach (although McDonald’s does at least pay lip service to QUALITY), “Make a little bit of profit on a whole lot of burgers” – or movies, in Nick’s case. Here’s what CNBC reports.
But Cage didn’t hold on to his fortune for long. He squandered it away on a string of expensive and often eccentric purchases, eventually facing foreclosure on several properties and owing the IRS $6.3 million in property taxes.
Now worth around $25 million, Cage is taking roles left and right to help pay off his debts.
You can check the foolishness in full by following the link to CNBC, or you can just say “enough” to the ubiquitous Mr. Cage. Hold on! Isn’t “The Ubiquitous Mr. Cage” the working title for Nick’s next movie? Prolly….
Or more appropriately, a sledding dog. Goo’ Boy! Forget that waggie tail and beg stuff. Head for the moguls, boy.
At least you’re consistent, Jim. You take a pounding for being a weasel day in and day out, and you just keep being a weasel.
**Disclaimer-The family Mustelidae (which also includes badgers, otters, and wolverines) is often referred to as the “weasel family”. The ‘hair’ resemblance is uncanny, don’t you think?
Jim-It's called 'gallows humor' a way adults and warriors deal with serious, painful circumstances. Just because you're a #Snowflake, Jim doesn't mean the rest of us are. BTW- It's the #SchumerShutdown and totally the responsibility of the #DemocraticObstructionistLosers.
— ThePublicEditor.com (@TPE_PubEditor) January 22, 2018
