Could this be the last product to proudly display the “Made In USA” logo? We make grass Flip Flops. They make Smart Phones and computers.
rainman
Government Goody Wagon
There goes another Democratic Candidate trolling for votes.
Free bananas. Or college. Or cars. Or phones. Or. Or. Or. Fill in the blank.
Today’s Bacon – Vegetable Peeler
If you have to eat veggies, you might as well dream of bacon while you prep them.
Bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon,bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon,bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon
Muzzle Your Gun
Welcome to the “Bark-Free, Bite-Free” Zone. Feel safe now?
Pumpkin Parade
Do you feel a little nostalgic?
Sweater Weather in the Neighborhood
We always suspected that something more than a little strange was going on in the neighborhood.
Tell us what you really think about the children, Mr. Rogers. Hmmm….
Chiraq – KFC 500
This ghetto low-rider literally shames “redneck engineers” everywhere. Simple. Stylish. Sleek.
Don’t miss the low-rider at this Sunday’s KFC 500 in Chiraq. Or next Saturday, in Detroit, at the Popeye’s 450. Original racing. Cajun style. Be there.
The heels are perfect…
That’s Racist
Daily Darwin – Bollard Buster
Darwin says that he has never seen bollards deflated quite like that before. He says it could be a case of seriously bolloxed bollards.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Speaker Ryan?
Should Paul Ryan be elevated to Speaker of the House,
Cat Washing 101
The operative rules are rule 6 and rule 7.
Rule Z – Boat Anchor Repurpose
Here’s a new use for those old, dusty treadmills (AKA: Boat Anchors) inhabiting garages and spare bedrooms everywhere.
You can pick them up for pennies on the dollar and they are a perfect supplement for your home security plan.
Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.
Reindeer Wrestle
With Christmas on the horizon, Santa finds that some of his reindeer are just a little barn sour.
