This story appears to be missing at least one of the “Five W’s“. And for that oversight, I am thoroughly thankful.
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Murica – Deer Rifle
This baby field dresses, butchers and ‘prolly cooks your deer in an Arkansas minute.
That’s what I’m talkin’ about!
AGW – Wearing the Proof
Or maybe not. Bloomers or thong? Is the world better off?
Puppetmaster
This is probably an allegory for “Big Government” and “Entitlements” and “Social Engineering”, but for the life of me, I can’t explain how. Maybe it’s just about a crazy old lady puppeteer with too much time on her hands.
Newton’s Third Law of Powerwashing
For every action there is an equal and opposite re-action.
This means that for every force there is a reaction force that is equal in size, but opposite in direction. That is to say that whenever an object pushes another object it gets pushed back in the opposite direction equally hard.
Sound Investment Advice
You can go a long way before you find better investment advice than this. We do however, recommend a diversified portfolio. For example: .45 ACP, .40 S&W, 5.56 NATO, 12 Gauge 00 Buck, 30-06 Springfield, 22LR HP are all good choices to include as part of any balanced portfolio.
Camel Cam
Here you see Abdullah demonstrating his new “Camel-cam”. The cam will debut at the Damascus 20 Goat Race next February.
Today’s Bacon – For Desert
Your desert for today is an unusual pairing of bacon bits over pumpkin pie. Whipped cream is optional.
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Opening Day
As the days grow cold, the leaves turn glorious and the hint of wood smoke hangs in the air, hunters everywhere reminisce of seasons past.
ScienceFaire – Flashlight
Today, kiddies, your lesson is how to make a homemade “flashlight”. It’s true, though, you may not want to try this one at home.
Isn’t that the definition of oxymoron? Homemade? Don’t try at home? Hmm.
Murica – Whole ‘Nuther Language
Texas is as Texas does….
