Wait for it…..
Ahhhhh.
rainman
1.4 Billion Ways
Have you got the fever yet?
Bernie Math
Bernie Math is a subset of the Common Core Educational System. It’s a Liberal’s notion of a wet dream.
Daily Darwin – Yellow Snow
Darwin asks quite logically, “What does yellow snow have to do with genomes?” He then notes that if you happen to decide to pee on an electric fence in a snow storm–quite a lot, actually.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21uUZ32Sj5M
Frank Zappa also chimes in with some sage advice regarding yellow snow and huskies.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Chiraq – Bullet Cams
From the Onion, “Chicago Police Department To Monitor All Interactions With Public Using New Bullet Cams“.
CHICAGO—In response to calls for increased transparency and accountability, the Chicago Police Department announced Friday that it will begin monitoring
all interactions with the public by using new bullet cams. “To ensure that all contact between law enforcement officers and residents is properly documented, five megapixel, high-definition cameras will be affixed to our standard-grade 9mm Luger caliber ammunition,” said Chicago Police Department Interim Superintendent John Escalante, adding that the bullet cams will capture the majority of public interactions and store them in a database.
Daily Darwin – Warehouse Woes
Darwin astutely notes that you had better not count on Amazon to keep track of your genome.
Oktoberfest – 2029
You won’t be finding any beer and brats at the “New Germany’s” Oktoberfest celebration.
Crafting a Foreign Policy
Meet the Obama Administration’s Foreign Policy chefs. As you can see, they are working 24/7 to keep us safe.
Hillary’s Pole Problem
Don’t you just love the English language? Pole or Poll? To quote Hillary, “What difference does it make?”
Low Hanging Fruit
Obama has been firing blanks in an attempt to solve the nation’s supposed gun violence problem. After spending all of this time, energy, political capital, and “tears”, the only answer he found was taking everyone’s right to own a firearm away. You might say that his solution has been like “looking for love in all the wrong liberal places”.
The statistically logical solution has been staring him in the face–right from his own home town, Chicago. Only 2 simple steps are required to eliminate over 96 per cent of all Chicago firearm homicides:
- Ban all Blacks from having firearms (an 80.2o% solution) and
- Ban all Hispanics from having firearms (the remaining 16.10% of the low hanging fruit).
He could be a real “Liberal ” hero by following that simple approach. The rest of the population if left alone will figure out a solution to the remaining 3.70% without infringing on anyone’s Second Amendment rights.
Chicago’s 2015 Gun Violence Summary from “Hey Jackass!! ”
Hey. Don’t blame me for suggesting something as equally ridiculous as what Obama did. My solution, however, would work better than his and that’s a 96 per cent certainty.