Investigators are going to extreme depths to find a shred of Common Sense in the Romney, Kristol, Ryan wing of the GOPe.
rainman
No Compost On My Barbie
Even vegans in Venezuela can’t be convinced to eat All-Bran.
Here’s what’s on my barbie. Vegans. What’s on yours?
To the Moon, Donald
Trump meets the Honeymooners. “To the Moon, Alice! To the Moon“.
Meat Oscar Meyer
Play on words, not a typo. From WeinerMobiles to Clowns….
ISIS Hoverboard Mishap
Mishap, or Goatfuck. You decide.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymvgEp2Armk
Playing the Rasp Card
Helen Reddy – “I am Woman”….Roaring, not Rasping.
Abbott and Costello – Who’s Out of Work?
This is an update on Abbott & Costello’s famous “Who’s on First?” routine updated to show the lunacy of the Government’s method of calculating Unemployment Numbers. The original skit follows.
COSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America .
ABBOTT: Good Subject. Terrible Times. It’s 5.6%.
COSTELLO: That many people are out of work?
ABBOTT: No, that’s 23%.
COSTELLO: You just said 5.6%.
ABBOTT: 5.6% Unemployed.
COSTELLO: Right 5.6% out of work.
ABBOTT: No, that’s 23%.
COSTELLO: Okay, so it’s 23% unemployed.
ABBOTT: No, that’s 5.6%.
COSTELLO: WAIT A MINUTE. Is it 5.6% or 23%?
ABBOTT: 5.6% are unemployed. 23% are out of work.
COSTELLO: If you are out of work you are unemployed.
ABBOTT: No, Obama said you can’t count the “Out of Work” as the unemployed. You have to look for work to be unemployed.
COSTELLO: BUT THEY ARE OUT OF WORK!!!
ABBOTT: No, you miss his point.
