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Auntie Mabel’s Swat Team
Watch as Auntie Mabel swats flying Fairie creatures.
#Whiner – No Parking for Snowflakes Here
Throughout the halls and “Safe-Spaces” of the University of Missouri, the horrified cries ring out, “Oh God!! Where’s his safety line?? He hasn’t got a Helmet on his braincase! Does that old beater even have an emergency brake? There’s no warning signs at all!! How will he know what to do??”
Motor City Mayhem
Even Droids think twice before entering the city limits of Detroit.
Little Lindsay Volunteers
“Little Lindsay” Graham put on his big boy pants and volunteered to take over Donald Trump’s candidacy should “The Donald” decide to bail because of bad polling numbers.
Mr. Trump was heard telling one of his handler’s to send “Little Lindsay” a reminder to zip his fly before opening his mouth.
Eye Bleach Alert – NSFW Photos From Pelosi’s Hacked Emails
Warning: Eye Bleach Alert!!
Alleged NSFW photos from Nancy Pelosi’s hacked emails are after the jump. You Do Not want to see Hillary and Nancy like this!!
Today’s Bacon – Nuts for Nutella
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Hillary Eyes Bill’s Cigars
As the polls widen, Hillary is making sure she knows where Bill is keeping his cigars.
