Daily Darwin – Practicing for Niagara Falls Barrel Plunge

Darwin figures that this little guys genome will be ready to take the Niagara Falls Barrel Plunge when he turns six years old.

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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New ISIS Recruitment Video Surfaces

The Obama Administration and Hillary Clinton just uncovered the “real” video that they claim provoked the Orlando  Pulse Nightclub Radical Islamic Massacre. Unfortunately, because of the influence of their TransGender, Cosplaying constituency, the import of this video has been downplayed.

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Chiraq – ChiPhone

Apple is still working to perfect production techniques for their new ChiPhone. Their usual 6 day Chiraq_ChiPhoneInventory Turnover ratio has been slowed considerably by an uptick in Workers Compensation issues occurring with the Product Development Team.  Consequently, Team Leaders are considering a temporary halt in Field Testing.

A senior member of the Team was heard to say that it’s “imperative to bring the Project back into the lab to further refine testing protocols because the mayhem factor is still not under control.”

Here’s a summary of their analysis provided by HeyJackass.com.

Make America Brazil Again

God forbid Hillary Clinton is elected President, but I can see the Loyal Opposition’s headlines, “Make America Brazil Again”, or as the Washington Post reports, “Brazilian President Dilma Rousseff ousted in impeachment vote“.

Brazil’s Senate ousted Dilma Rousseff as president Wednesday, voting overwhelmingly to impeach the leftist leader in the culmination of a protracted process that has divided the country.

Hillary_NixonThe vote to impeach Rousseff was 61 to 20. Two-thirds of senators — 54 out of 81 — were needed for impeachment to pass.

Senators broke into cheering and applause after the electronic voting was announced and sang the national anthem, concluding a process that was given the go-ahead in December.

Big Brother Would be Proud…

…of his little brother, Jeff Zucker, for having CNN drop the word “crooked” from a graphic quoting a Donald Trump tweet about his rival’s health.

According to Snopes.com, it was “Lost in Transcription“?  Right.

The CNN graphic dropped the word “crooked” from the wording, as can be seen in MSM_Platos_Media_Cavethe transcript from the program hosted by Jim Sciutto. The discrepancy was noticed the next day by right wing blogs, including Truthfeed, which called CNN the “Clinton News Network” in its 29 August 2016 post on the topic:

It is not the job of a legitimate news network to remove adjectives to make Hillary more palatable. Of course, CNN is not a real news network, they are far left globalist propaganda news as they have proven once again.