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Bear Spray Douche
Don’t be the guy that tried using bear spray to relieve his jock itch. Hmmm. There might be a little more to the story, so make sure you read the “Daily Caller Pro Tip: If Your Junk Is Covered In Bear Spray, Maybe Get Naked And Scrub With Milk“.
A man in small-town Canada stripped down to his birthday suit at a gas station late last month and began drenching his man parts with milk — apparently because he
had somehow managed to squirt some bear spray down his pants.
The unidentified man was completely naked when police arrived on the scene, according to CTV News, a Canadian television station.
“He was in excruciating pain and vigorously using his shirt to scrub his genitals with homogenized milk in an attempt to relieve the pain,” Royal Canadian Mounted Police spokesman Don Wrigglesworth told CTV.
No Recess for Snowflakes
It looks like a Kid Paradise to me.
Daily Darwin – Practicing for Niagara Falls Barrel Plunge
Darwin figures that this little guys genome will be ready to take the Niagara Falls Barrel Plunge when he turns six years old.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
WTF – Not Your Grandpa’s Speedo
This is your only warning. Eye Bleach Alert! Eye Bleach Alert! Danger, Will Robinson. Click the “Read More” on if you dare.
Hillary’s Stairlift to Heaven
If Heaven is Air Force One, that is.
Led Zeppelin – “Stairway to Heaven” Live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Q7Vr3yQYWQ
Baa Baa Brothel
Abdullah has to have a place to get his rocks off until his bride turns 9 years old. It’s Sharia Law, you know.
Labor Day Weiner Roast – Updated, Two Dick Edition
The second Dick found here.
New ISIS Recruitment Video Surfaces
The Obama Administration and Hillary Clinton just uncovered the “real” video that they claim provoked the Orlando Pulse Nightclub Radical Islamic Massacre. Unfortunately, because of the influence of their TransGender, Cosplaying constituency, the import of this video has been downplayed.
Daily Darwin – Darwin’s Morning Commute
Darwin points out correctly, that unless you have the Mountain Goat genome spliced into your own Human Genome this may be a drive to miss.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors