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Dances With Sheep
Elizabeth, Pocahontas, Warren was too busy dancing with sheep Monday night to attend the Presidential Debate.
As she was returning from the dance floor and her cell service was restored, she saw Donald Trump’s tweet recommendation about watching the Venezuelan Housekeeper and Miss Universe’s, so called porn movie.
“What great fun”, said Ms. Pocahontas. “After a week of mutton, I’m ready for some ham.”
Donald and Hillary’s Halloween Strategies
We’re not sure that Hillary’s Halloween strategy is any different than her every day strategy.
Illegal Aliens For Hillary
Not only are Democrats registering voters from beyond the grave, they are registering them from beyond the stars. The Richmond Times-Dispatch reports, “Investigation launched after dead people are registered to vote in Harrisonburg“.
Harrisonburg officials and the FBI are investigating allegations of voter registration fraud after officials say almost 20 voter applications were turned in under the names of dead people.
Harrisonburg Registrar Debbie Logan said Thursday that investigators have found from 18 to 20 potentially fraudulent registrations. The Rockingham County Commonwealth’s Attorney’s Office confirmed Thursday that an investigation is underway, but offered no additional details on the case.
Daily Darwin – How’s Your Surfer Dudes, Dude?
Darwin is fond of noting that a Dude’s ‘dudes’ are not particularly fond of blunt trauma delivered by waterboarding.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Hey Howard Dean – Stick These Up Your Nose
Howard, the ‘Scream‘, Dean decided that Donald Trump’s case of the sniffles at Monday night’s debate means that he must be a cocaine user. No, Howard. If anyone deserves to be called erratic it’s your very ‘ownself’.
Now first, stick one of Mr. Rogers’ fingers up each nostril and then review your own highly suspect performance below.