Darwin reports that any fool with the cajones to make it to the third floor and back to ground zero, err…the ground floor successfully, will be awarded the ‘Golden Nuggets Award’ to memorialize their genomes as the most fortunate on the planet.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
In China, it is legal to eat cats and dogs. Even so, ordinary people reacted with alarm this week as news broke of a Chinese man caught with 500 cats, crowded into tiny cages, which he intended to sell to restaurants.
The man had used sparrows and caged birds to lure both stray cats and domestic ones in the city of Jiujiang in southern Jiangsu province, the 163.com and news.ifeng.com websites reported.
The man usually sold the cats for about 30 yuan ($4.40) each, the report said, citing a local policeman.
As I always say, why make up a story when the truth is almost always weirder.
Instead of referring to Kim Jong-un as ‘Little Fat Man’, President Donald Trump is now referring to the short, fat, hair challenged North Korean Dictator as ‘Rocket Man‘. Some say it’s a term of endearment, others say it’s an attempt at rapprochement. Who knows? At least President Trump isn’t calling Kim “Cinderfella“. Yet…
When your kid says, “Mom, my throat’s sore. I can’t possibly go to school,” and you’re pretty sure the little bastard is just trying to ditch school, whip up a fresh batch of “Mom’s ‘Special’ Recipe Big Pharma Grade” penicillin. Guaranteed sure cure.
With earthquakes at historic levels, the State of Oklahoma wants you to know when the next “Big One” happens. You can pick up your free “Earthquake Detection Device” at any State or Local government office. Some assembly will be required.
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