I can’t take it anymore. Here’s my checkbook. You wanna credit card? Sure. Cash, too? No problem. How about my 401-K …
rainman
It’s A Wonderful Life
Thanks FakeNews CNN. Keep up the ‘good’ work.
“It’s A Wonderful Life”- Trailer (1946)
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Responsible For The Extinction Of Donkeys
Perhaps hyperbole? Perhaps premature? Perhaps not. If Ms. Ocasio-Cortez has her way and “Makes America Venezuela”, then our donkeys and burros could be going the way of Venezuela’s. The Miami Herald writes, “Donkey herds are dwindling as hungry Venezuelans slaughter them for food“.
A few years ago, there were so many donkeys, or burros, in the Venezuelan state of Falcón that they were a problem — herds everywhere, causing highway crashes and blocking airport runways.
But over the past three years, the herds have shrunk dramatically as thousands of burros have been slaughtered for their meat by Venezuelans suffering through a near-famine.
“There’s no more burros here,” said Odalys Martinez, a resident of the Paraguana Peninsula in northern Falcón.
Here are a few more Democratic Donkeys that we hope Ms. Alexandria will lay to rest…
Millennial Mug
It really sucks to have to take time out from Social Justice Warrioring and Snapchatting to work at a job. So hang up those game controllers, pull up your big boy pants (is that sexist? Person-pants?), and go flip a burger.
**Thanks Anon in MT
Chainsaw Artistry
**Professional Sawyer on a Closed Bar. Do Not Attempt.
“From My Cold, Dead Hands….”
**Sponsored by your local Friends of the NRA-STRAW Association
The Truth About The ‘Grassy Knoll’
Moody Blues – “The Story In Your Eyes”
This May Not Work Out Well
Boeing B-29 Superfortresses Bomb Tokyo
Overstuffed Toes
Wrong in so many ways….
The Vulcan of Love
Steve Miller Band – “The Joker (Some People Call Me the Space Cowboy)”
Crazy In California – Hi-Capacity Assault Straw Dispensers Banned
First they said “You can’t go to Oklahoma (and 8 other states)“, then they came for your plastic bags and your tasty foie gras, they banished your pet gerbil , neutered your firearms, and now, insult to injury, they’re gonna put you in jail for using an ‘effing straw!!! Get out while you can! Err… on second thought, don’t. No sense giving you the chance to screw up someone else’s state.
**Thanks Anon in MT
Eye Bleach Alert – Wonder Woman Cosplay
Warning. Warning! Warning!! If you ever want to retain your fondest memories of Wonder Woman, be they the Comic Book, or the TV Show, or the Movie…. do not click on the “read more” link. Really. You are better off just not knowing.















