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Longest Shutdown In History

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The Guardian reports today, “US government shutdown becomes longest in history.”

The US government shutdown is now the longest such closure in history. On Saturday, day 22, members of Congress were out of Washington, Donald Trump was unmoved in the White House, his border wall unbuilt, and around 800,000 federal workers were still without pay and facing mounting hardship.

FakeNews CNN – If You’re Not On Their Page, They Burn The Book

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The Hill reports, “San Diego TV station: CNN declined our ‘local view’ because of reports on wall effectiveness.”

A San Diego television station on Thursday said that CNN had asked for a “local view” and then “declined to hear from us” after past reports from the station showed that a border wall was effective.

A CNN spokesperson pushed back on KUSI’s claim on Friday, calling it a “non story” since the network ultimately didn’t book any reporters from stations in the San Diego area.

If it’s a “non-story” CNN, why are you still spending 50/24/7 (50 minutes and hour, 24 hours a day, and 7 days a week)?  Maybe you misspoke.  Perhaps you meant “non-dissent” from the Party Doctrine, rather than non-story?

Rare Photo Of Abilio James Acosta-Cortez Discovered

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One of FakeNews CNN’s, Jim Acosta’s, Elementary School playmates released a photo of Jim on the playground during recess.  The playmate, who wishes to remain anonymous out of fear of being doxed by FakeNews CNN, said he felt he was doing the community a service by releasing the photo.  He wanted everyone to know that the Jim weasel you see now is the Jim weasel that’s always been.