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Caitlyn Jenner’s Response To Speculation About Kylie’s Second Baby

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Caitlyn had to learn this from Elle Magazine, of course. “Kylie Jenner Basically Just Confirmed She’s Ready for Another Baby”  Caitlyn was overheard saying, “A Tranpa is always the last to know anything.  Always second fiddle, and never the fiddler.”

It’s been a year since Kylie Jenner surprised the world with the news that she had given birth to a baby girl. Little Stormi Webster just celebrated her first birthday, and apparently it has Jenner feeling a little sentimental about being pregnant.

Venezuela – Just Another Democratic-Socialist Shithole

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Democratic-Socialist and former bartender, have a drink of what Socialism brought the Venezuelans.  Then take your case of dysentery to a hospital in Caracas – that is, assuming there’s any electricity, clean water, or medical supplies left in the city.

Reuters reports, “Desperate Venezuelans swarm sewage drains in search of water.”

As Venezuela’s five-day power blackout left homes without water, Lilibeth Tejedor found herself looking for it on Monday in the last place she would have imagined – a drain pipe feeding into a river carrying sewage through the capital, Caracas.

Unlike the fetid liquid flowing through the Guaire river, the water emerging from the pipe was at least clear. Those who gathered to collect it said the water had been released by local authorities from reservoirs.

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Mitt Romney – Creepy Candle Puffer

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When Mitt Romney, failed Presidential Candidate, #NeverTrumper, Senator from Utah, and weirdly creepy dude was presented with a Twinkie Birthday cake by his staff, the world was treated to a brief glimpse of what’s behind the dark curtain of Willard’s mind….

Now if you were startled by what was behind the “dark curtain” of Mitt’s mind, wait ’til you see what’s going on under his starched, white shirt….

College Students Strike For TidePods

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Actually, according to The Daily Caller, “SARAH LAWRENCE STUDENTS DEMAND FREE FABRIC SOFTENER TO COMBAT RACISM.”

Crikey!! “The annual list price to attend Sarah Lawrence College on a full time basis for 2017/2018 is $70,266 for all students regardless of their residency. This fee is comprised of $52,600 for tuition, $14,856 room and board, $600 for books and supplies and $1,410 for other fees.” Nowhere do I see a stipend for TidePods. So suck it up Snowflakes and hope that Gender Studies Degree can get you a job….maybe in housekeeping so that you can use someone else’s TidePods.

Since ‘Liberal Derangement Syndrome’ is so much fun, here are a few more Adventures with TidePods.

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