This Way To The Egress

Perhaps there’s a little PT (Welcome to the Egress) Barnum in Donald J. Trump.

Barnum’s American Museum was so popular that people would spend the entire day there. This cut into profits, as the museum would be too full to Trump_The_Wallsqueeze another person in. In classic Barnum style, old P.T. put up signs that said “This Way to the Egress.” Many customers followed the signs, not realizing that Egress was a fancy word for “Exit.” They kept on looking for this strange new attraction, the “Egress”. Many patrons followed the signs right out the door! Once they had exited the building, the door would lock behind them, and if they wanted to get back in, they had to pay another admission charge!

 

Spring Fails to Show This Year

Here’s another AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) update from the annals of AccuWeather.com, “Spring snowstorm to target Boston, graze NYC, Philly“.

With the first day of spring ending up colder than Christmas Day, the stage is set for disruptive snow to ride up the coast of the northeastern United States AGW_Research_Fail_01Sunday evening into Monday.

After wet snow in the mid-Atlantic struggles to stick to roads, the threat of snow-covered roads will heighten Sunday evening into Monday as an offshore storm begins to strengthen and cause moderate to heavy snow along the Northeast coast.

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Bern Down the House

Come August 28, the “Bern” is taking a week off from politics. That’s when he’ll be at Nevada’s Black Rock City for the festival named in his honor, The Burning Man.  When asked about his plans, “The Bern” noted that after the Democratic Convention in July, it really won’t matter where he is, or what he does, so he might as well party like it’s 1968.

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The Trumpster’s Presidential Qualifications

Lets check out The Trumpsters presidential qualifications…

The Obama is against Trump… Check
The Media is against Trump… Check
The establishment Democrats are against Trump… Check
The establishment Republicans are against Trump… Check
The Pope is against Trump… Check
The UN is against Trump… Check
The EU is against Trump… Check
China is against Trump… Check
Mexico is against Trump… Check
Soros is against Trump… Check
Super Pacs are against Trump… Check
BlackLivesMatter is against Trump… Check
MoveOn.Org is against Trump… Check
Koch Bro’s are against Trump… Check
Hateful, racist, violent Liberal protesters are against Trump.. Check

Best qualifications ever!!

Bonus points!!!
Cher says she will leave the country…Mooch_Vote_Trump_02
Cyrus says she will leave the country…
Whoopi says she will leave the country…
Rosi says she will leave the country…
Sharpton says he will leave the country…
Gov. Brown says California will build a wall…

My vote for Trump… Check…
Perfect…

Lifted from:  The American Mirror