Loretta Lynch’s “Modified Limited Hangout”

From the American Mirror we find that, “AG Lynch refuse[d] to answer questions over 74 times” during today’s House Judiciary Committee Hearing regarding Hillary Clinton’s little email problem.

Congressman David Trott came to the conclusion that Loretta Lynch’s testimony was one big waste of time.

Lying_Lynch_Takes_Hillarys_OathTrott’s staff counted up the number of times the attorney general said she couldn’t answer a question or refused to give an “appropriate” response, and they had added up at least 74 instances prior to Trott’s questioning, during a hearing today of the House Judiciary Committee.

“I knew you weren’t going to answer our questions today….“It’s one of two Lying_Lynch_Hillary_Billthings: Either you’re saying that to avoid the appearance of impropriety in which case you should have recused yourself, or you’re trying to protect Hillary Clinton,” he concluded.

So what, exactly, is a “Modified Limited Hangout“?  Here’s a few other notorious examples from the “Words of Watergate“.  So savor the flavor of the hors d’oeuvres of political hanky panky that “Lying Loretta” consumed before testifying today.

… the Watergate scandal is well worth observing not only for its political results – an American president, Richard M. Nixon, was forced to resign and a number of his top aides went to jail – but for the way it enriched our Lying_Lynch_03_TZpolitical vocabulary. The scandal popularized such words and phrases as cover up, deep six, deep throat, dirty tricks, follow the money, inoperative, smoking gun, and stonewall. And it also offers lessons about the dangers of using deceptive language that remain relevant today.

…the incident that brought the scandal to life, the break-in on June 17, 1972, at the headquarters of the Democratic National Committee in the Watergate  complex in Washington, D.C., was initially downplayed by Ron Ziegler, theHillary_Dream_Lives_On president’s press secretary, as “a third-rate burglary attempt.”

And then we have the technique that AG Loretta Lynch seems supremely competent in using to it’s full glory.

To obstruct justice by saying little or nothing to investigators became to stonewall in White House lingo. For example, the president said in a meeting with his top aides on March 22, 1973: “I want you all to stonewall it, let them plead the Fifth Amendment, cover up, or anything else, if it’ll save it – save the whole plan.” Stonewall had been used earlier in politics in Australia and New Zealand in reference to parliamentary stalling tactics. This usage probably derives from cricket, where a batsman who plays purely defensively may be said to stonewall. The White House stonewall almost certainly has an American origin, however, deriving from the resolute defense of Confederate General Thomas Jonathan “Stonewall” Jackson at the first Battle of Bull Run in 1861.

 

My New Low Cost Home Security System

It’s even more effective than Mr. Smith and Mr. Wesson or Mr. O.F. Mossberg’s systems. Wait for it….

I took down my Rebel flag (which you can’t buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window.

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NSA Listening Booth

I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.

I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.

Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7. I’ve NEVER felt safer and I’m saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.

Plus, I bought burkas for my wife and me to wear when we shop or travel. Everyone moves out of the way and security can’t pat us down.  If they say I’m a male wearing a burka, I just say I’m feeling like a woman today.

Hot Damn — Safe at last — Ain’t America great or what?

And just to cover all of my bases, I’ve contracted with some of my local Garden Gnomes to provide some additional perimeter security.  Meet the Home Guard.

 

Thanks to Sgt. Axeman for making my day.