Dances With Sheep

elizabeth_warren_dances_with_sheepElizabeth, Pocahontas, Warren was too busy dancing with sheep Monday night to attend the Presidential Debate.

As she was returning from the dance floor and her cell service was restored, she saw Donald Trump’s tweet recommendation about watching the Venezuelan Housekeeper and Miss Universe’s, so called porn movie.

“What great fun”, said Ms. Pocahontas.  “After a week of mutton, I’m ready for some ham.”

 

Illegal Aliens For Hillary

Not only are Democrats registering voters from beyond the grave, they are registering them from beyond the stars.  The Richmond Times-Dispatch reports, “Investigation launched after dead people are registered to vote in Harrisonburg“.

illegal_aliens_for_hillaryHarrisonburg officials and the FBI are investigating allegations of voter registration fraud after officials say almost 20 voter applications were turned in under the names of dead people.

Harrisonburg Registrar Debbie Logan said Thursday that investigators have found from 18 to 20 potentially fraudulent registrations. The Rockingham County Commonwealth’s Attorney’s Office confirmed Thursday that an investigation is underway, but offered no additional details on the case.

 

 

Daily Darwin – How’s Your Surfer Dudes, Dude?

Darwin is fond of noting that a Dude’s ‘dudes’ are not particularly fond of blunt trauma delivered by waterboarding.

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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