The Trump Administration and the State of Florida are leaving no stone unturned in their quest to minimize the damage from Hurricane Irma.
**FakeNews Alert
Tasked With Turning Hurricane Irma Out To Sea
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Darwin’s Ladder Brigade – Newest Member
So you got it up there, Mr. Rocket Scientist….Now what?
Perpetual Motion Breakthrough – Redneck Gyroscopic BBQ Machine
Previous failed attempts to find the key to creating a “perpetual motion” machine.
#SJW’s – Spoliating Scatological Statues
First the SJW’s came for General Robert E. Lee and then just plain Robert Lee. Then they came for Christopher Columbus and George Washington and Thomas Jefferson. Next they’ll be coming for the scatologically incorrect “Unknown Poop Boy” for somehow culturally appropriating ‘indigenous peoples’ methods of, how shall we politely say, doing what a bear does in the woods.
When will it ever end?
New Dating App for ISIS – ZooFriends
You don’t ‘swipe‘, you ‘spin’ to make a connection.
Here’s just a few of the happy hookups made on ZooFriends.
Taco Bell Employees Win ‘Taking Out the Trash’ Award – Updated
It was a “messy” crime scene…
Taco Bell Employees Win ‘Taking Out the Trash’ Award
CBS Pittsburg reports, “Police: Taco Bell Employees Fatally Shoot Armed Robber“. Who says you “don’t bring a burrito to a gunfight?”
Police say three employees of a Cleveland Taco Bell opened fire on two armed robbers, killing one.
Police have said two masked robbers entered the restaurant early Wednesday and ordered three employees to lie on the floor. Police say three other employees pulled out handguns and opened fire, shooting one of the suspects six times. The other suspect ran off.
Investigators say ‘the armed robber’ Jackson was found with a loaded gun in his hand. He was taken to a hospital and pronounced dead.
***Hmmmm? Half of the Taco Bell crew was armed? Hmmmm? Just sayin’.