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Daily Darwin – Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Brakes Genome
Darwin posits that the ‘art of the brake’ requires minimal higher order genomic aptitude, but failure to meet that minimalist standard frequently results in a very high order of genome toasting.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Mother Nature’s ‘Revenge of the Neglected Christmas Tree’
Mother says “It’s naughty and not nice to neglect your Christmas tree.”
Perfect Gift For Your ‘Manly’ Man
**Also available in a convenient spray. Refills available.
Voila – Nothing To See Behind The Curtain
Here’s your next monster “As Seen On TV” product – The Shower Curtain Sniffer. I can see the ad volume surpassing even the ‘My Pillow’ guy’s omnipresent ads.
I Feel Like Taking a Drive in the Old DeLorean
88 mph should be about right to give the Mr. Fusion time to provide enough power to the flux capacitor….
Daily Darwin – How To Launch a Human Nutsack
Darwin rolls on the floor laughing his ass off as he sagely observes that if one has so little respect for his ‘onliest’ genomes as to allow a pickup truck (a big pickup truck, at that) to kick him in his very own nutsack (err…personal genome protection device) he really, really deserves to have those rather dim-witted genomes to be cleansed from humanity’s ‘ownliest’ gene pool.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors