"Now somewhere in the Black Mountain Hills of Dakota
There lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon
And one day his woman ran off with another guy
Hit young Rocky in the eye
Rocky didn't like that
He said, "I'm gonna get that boy"Makes as much sense as a Mount Rushmore selfie. pic.twitter.com/4w5WIQ6CqG
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