You can bet he knows where you are. Don’t you Achmed “the Dead Terrorist”?
We’re just drowning in empathy from President Feckless.
Follow these tips closely to avoid becoming a snack for your Ursus Arctos Horribilis.
Remember Grizzlies (and Polar Bears) like to party.
Playing possum seldom bears good results.
Take your jogging hobby seriously.
And always remember Rule Number 1: You only need to be faster than the other guy.
Here’s your Keith Richards RIP Update for Mid-August 2016: He still lives.
These others, not so much.