We’re just drowning in empathy from President Feckless.
“We’re All Gonna Die”
Care and Feeding Tips for Your Grizzly
Follow these tips closely to avoid becoming a snack for your Ursus Arctos Horribilis.
Remember Grizzlies (and Polar Bears) like to party.
Playing possum seldom bears good results.
Take your jogging hobby seriously.
And always remember Rule Number 1: You only need to be faster than the other guy.
Hillary’s Health Questioned
Ain’t no stinkin’ health to question.
Today’s Bacon – Double CheeseMurder
Bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon,bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon,bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon
Keith Richards – RIP Update (5)
Here’s your Keith Richards RIP Update for Mid-August 2016: He still lives.
These others, not so much.
#Whiner – No Parking for Snowflakes Here
Throughout the halls and “Safe-Spaces” of the University of Missouri, the horrified cries ring out, “Oh God!! Where’s his safety line?? He hasn’t got a Helmet on his braincase! Does that old beater even have an emergency brake? There’s no warning signs at all!! How will he know what to do??”
