“We’re All Gonna Die”
Hillary’s New StairMaster
Hillary was overheard telling her Press Gaggle, “Did you know? If you’re looking to burn calories, lose weight and strengthen and tone major muscle groups, stair climbing provides astounding results.”
She went on to say, “In fact, climbing stairs is widely regarded as one of the most efficient and effective cardio and strength building workouts you can do. If you’re willing to put in the work, it provides the results!”
She proudly pointed out that her StairMaster was provided through a grant from the Bill, Hillary, and Chelsea Clinton Foundation.
**StairMaster makes no claim that your results will equal Hillary Clinton’s, but past results are usually predictive of future performance.
Democratic Voter Registration Drive Begins
This proud voter first voted for Grover Cleveland, but let their registration lapse a few years ago. Thankfully, we have a George Soros funded Democratic Operative helping to re-register this disenfranchise voter.
Results of Hillary’s Chest X-Ray
Doctors released the results of Hillary’s Chest X-ray today, but due to unforeseen circumstances were unable to attend the Press Conference explaining the results.
The unforeseen circumstances.
Daily Darwin – That Damn Selfie Genome
Darwin notes that you should never get your genomes between a Terrorist and his iPhone while he’s taking a ‘selfie’, especially if said rocket scientist has grabbed the detonation iPhone. Boom….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Xm6Ijn8v-s
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Should Hillary Fall….
The DNC is warming up her replacement. ‘Her’ estrogen levels should be at peak efficiency within two weeks, handlers say.
Hillary Lives to Stump Again
Now that Hillary Clinton has returned to stumping along the campaign trail, Yahoo News reports,
Clinton’s return to the campaign trail comes as Trump has cut into her lead in
polls ahead of the Nov. 8 election. She was scheduled to attend a rally in North Carolina and then speak at a dinner in Washington.
Clinton, 68, had been resting at her home in Chappaqua, New York, for three days after being diagnosed with pneumonia and falling ill at a Sept. 11 memorial ceremony on Sunday.
So that you never forget, here are a few reminders of Hillary’s 09/11.
Typhoid Hillary
Typhoid Hillary rolls off the tongue a bit better than a more precise Mrs. Pneumonia Clinton.
