“We’re All Gonna Die”
Family Endorsement for Ted Cruz
Ted Cruz is pulling out all the stops in order to win the New Hampshire Primary constest. He even dug up Grandpa to lead the cheering during the debate last night.
Today’s Bacon – Grease Monkey
It’s very eerie the way the little guys arm reaches out from the roll in order to grab the bacon. But I guess that just proves the old adage, “always watch your bacon”.
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CDC Chic – Decorating Hints
The CDC calls this bathroom remodel, “the Used To Be Favorite, Politically Correct, Elitist, Buy Stock–Can’t Lose, Environmentally conscious, Sustainable Mexican Quick Serve” plan.
We’re From the CDC
And we’re here to help. Zika virus be gone….
Zombie Shark Week
OMG. With nearly naked Cheerleaders, too!!!
Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.
Gas Guzzler
So what do you do if you’re a greenie and it’s dark outside (no solar), and there’s no wind (no turbine power) and the EPA shut your coal-fired electrical plant down and it’s really, really cold outside (reduced battery life) and you still have to work for a living?
Aliens for Hillary
Plans on voting for Hillary in at least 3 Star Systems.
#BlackIceMatters
From CBS Baltimore, “Neighbors Losing Patience Where Plows Still Haven’t Cleared Streets“.
BALTIMORE (WJZ) — The dig out from the weekend snow storm continues across Maryland.
Derek Valcourt with the growing frustrations in some areas where plows still haven’t cleared the streets.
What’s making some people bitter is trying to understand why all of the streets around them have been plowed, but they’re still stuck.
Along Millvale Road in the Millford Mill area of Baltimore County, neighbors are losing patience, knowing all the surrounding streets have been plowed.
“It’s been four days and no one has come down our block yet,” said Tony Redd.
“I figured this neighborhood would get a plow to come through at least once out of five days, and we haven’t even seen a plow,” said James Forman.
Today’s Bacon – Aisle 8
Just follow your nose to Aisle 8.
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Daily Darwin – Chasing Balls
Darwin duly points out that if man was meant to play golf (chase little balls around) he wouldn’t have been given his own little set much closer at hand.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
