Stop the mayhem. Have some bacon.
“We’re All Gonna Die”
Adult Diaper Marketing Proposal
Do you think the “Mad Men” have this one right? Looks like it could catch on to me. It hear they’re not only pitching it to ‘Depends’ but also ‘Metamucil’.
These Eyes
Even though many of us have stayed at a Holiday Inn Express, it still doesn’t qualify us to make a medical 
diagnosis from YouTube. However, that being said, ‘these eyes‘ of Hillary Clinton are ‘effing weird. Read this from the American Mirror,
We don’t know, although based on a video recording of Hillary during a speech last night in Philadelphia, some neurological issues may have returned. As The American Mirror reported, “Hillary’s eyes appeared not in-sync with one another.” A montage of Hillary’s eye-catching moments before a small group of Temple University students can be seen below in footage by The American Mirror.
The Guess Who singing “These Eyes” are most likely not referring to Hillary’s really, really strange ones.
SkittleGate
Let’s see. Hillary has BillGate (not Bill Gates, but the one where he made a DNA deposit), EmailGate, FoundationGate, WeinerGate (that’s the one where her #1 Huma’s husband channels Bill Clinton), BenghaziGate, BimboGate, FileGate, ChinaGate, TravelGate, WhiteWaterGate, CattleGate, RapeGate, and good for a second mention, FoundationGate, to name just a few.
Trump has SkittleGate. OMG. The world as we know it is coming to an end.
Hillary’s New StairMaster
Hillary was overheard telling her Press Gaggle, “Did you know? If you’re looking to burn calories, lose weight and strengthen and tone major muscle groups, stair climbing provides astounding results.”
She went on to say, “In fact, climbing stairs is widely regarded as one of the most efficient and effective cardio and strength building workouts you can do. If you’re willing to put in the work, it provides the results!”
She proudly pointed out that her StairMaster was provided through a grant from the Bill, Hillary, and Chelsea Clinton Foundation.
**StairMaster makes no claim that your results will equal Hillary Clinton’s, but past results are usually predictive of future performance.
Democratic Voter Registration Drive Begins
This proud voter first voted for Grover Cleveland, but let their registration lapse a few years ago. Thankfully, we have a George Soros funded Democratic Operative helping to re-register this disenfranchise voter.
Results of Hillary’s Chest X-Ray
Doctors released the results of Hillary’s Chest X-ray today, but due to unforeseen circumstances were unable to attend the Press Conference explaining the results.
The unforeseen circumstances.
Daily Darwin – That Damn Selfie Genome
Darwin notes that you should never get your genomes between a Terrorist and his iPhone while he’s taking a ‘selfie’, especially if said rocket scientist has grabbed the detonation iPhone. Boom….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Xm6Ijn8v-s
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Should Hillary Fall….
The DNC is warming up her replacement. ‘Her’ estrogen levels should be at peak efficiency within two weeks, handlers say.
