Daily Darwin – No Bucket Truck Needed

Darwin says that one “don’t need no stinkin’ Bucket Truck when you’ve got an ‘effing Bucket Ladder.”  You just need to make sure your genome’s Bucket List is complete.

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Daily Darwin – Don’t Need No Stinking Wheels

Darwin notes that the outcome for this racy genome may have been different had he not been an arrogant “Race Car Driving Asshole” and had had a kind word or two for his Pit Crew.  You know, those inconsequential, passive/aggressive little people with the lug nuts and fuel…

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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