Darwin says that if you had not been so stubborn and had listened to your wife when she told you to get cable, things would have worked out much better for your genomes. Happy wife, happy genomes.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin, notes that one should never trust their genomes to a garage sale bullet proof vest. The end result will be you being planted like a tree. News6 Orlando has this story, “Florida man killed after asking if bulletproof vest works, police say“.
Police say a Florida man asking if a bulletproof vest “still worked” was fatally shot by his cousin.
A Tampa police report says Joaquin Mendez, 23, put on the vest late Saturday and “wondered aloud whether it still worked.”
Police say his cousin, Alexandro Garibaldi, 24, pulled out a gun and responded, “Let’s see.”
Well, no, Joe. It doesn’t look like it works.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Students. Pursue your craft diligently and you may be able to travel in the back of Hillary’s new plane. And get chocolates, too.
We find there is yet one more way to separate fools from their money. The Metro tells us, “There’s now a retreat where you can do yoga with goats“. Goat yoga! Heh!!
No Regrets Farm in Willamette Valley, Oregon, is now offering people the opportunity to do their daily yoga with goats.
The Goat Retreat was set up by former professional photographer Lainey Morse, who wanted to start a new business based on her farm.
When a local yoga instructor was searching for a place for her classes, Lainey offered up her farm – along with the goats that live there.
Now, to be clear, the goats don’t actually participate in the yoga. They’re
The goats are there more for moral support and the weird factor, preventing you from getting bored midway through all that deep-breathing.
Make my day, Little Mouse.
And a big hairball it was, too. It took her nearly two minutes to gag it up. Watch. It’s not so pretty.
Hillary’s last excuse for her little “recollection” problem. Brain Fever.
Don’t be the guy that tried using bear spray to relieve his jock itch. Hmmm. There might be a little more to the story, so make sure you read the “Daily Caller Pro Tip: If Your Junk Is Covered In Bear Spray, Maybe Get Naked And Scrub With Milk“.
A man in small-town Canada stripped down to his birthday suit at a gas station late last month and began drenching his man parts with milk — apparently because he
The unidentified man was completely naked when police arrived on the scene, according to CTV News, a Canadian television station.
“He was in excruciating pain and vigorously using his shirt to scrub his genitals with homogenized milk in an attempt to relieve the pain,” Royal Canadian Mounted Police spokesman Don Wrigglesworth told CTV.
It looks like a Kid Paradise to me.
Darwin figures that this little guys genome will be ready to take the Niagara Falls Barrel Plunge when he turns six years old.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
This is your only warning. Eye Bleach Alert! Eye Bleach Alert! Danger, Will Robinson. Click the “Read More” on if you dare.
