Hey how’s that AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) going for you, New Year’s Eve party-goers? Not so well. So sue Al Gore for ruining your New Year’s Eve festivities. After all, Al promised you that all the ice at the North Pole would be melted by today. Oh, and watch out for that pesky frostbite. You really do still want your ears, and your nose, and your fingers and toes, and other dangly pieces-parts, right?
Darwin chortles as he warns about that old genome catapult truck trick.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
He really wants to lose the Hillary ‘tramp stamp’ he got a year ago just before the 2016 Presidential Election while in a drunken “feel my inner feminist” stupor. He thought that wearing a ‘pussy hat’ and voting for Hillary would get him a date. So how’d that work out for him? Not so well, on any account.
For the 2018 Mid-term Elections, he’s going to try a full body ‘Brazilian wax‘ and a “I Heart Melania” tattoo on his left (and now bare) man boob. MAGA!
Feed Me Seymore – “Little Shop of Horrors”
This Property Guarded by “Attack Goose Security Company”
From an undisclosed location, here’s the scene from an Obama “War On Christmas’ internment camp just prior to President Trump’s announcement that it’s OK to say Merry Christmas again.
