Whatever Could Go Wrong?
Distracted Darwin-ite learns a hard lesson about the fragility of his ‘family genomes.’
“That’s Gotta Hurt”
Never Bet Against The Bull… Unless It’s Name Is Hilaria
It’s not just her name, Hilaria Baldwin’s entire life is a fake
Alec and Hilaria Baldwin. Two of the Top Ten ‘cheesiest’ people in Hollywood. Apparently, a ‘match‘ made by 2020.
New York Post–It’s All Bull!! How you say . . . scam artist?
Hilaria Baldwin, the epically thirsty, self-identified Spanish wife of actor Alec, has been outed as a basic white woman from Massachusetts, real name Hillary Hayward-Thomas.
Escandalo!
The cringiest piece of evidence is a clip from the “Today” show, in which Hilaria, speaking in a Spanish accent while cosplaying as some kind of culinary expert, says, “We have very few ingredients. We have tomatoes, we have, um, how you say in Eng — cucumbers.”
The Vaccine! The Vaccine, Boss!!
**Thanks Anon in MT
Wile E. Coyote’s Acme Corp. Monolith
As much as Wile E. keeps on keepin’ on, maybe he should audition to replace the Energizer Bunny. Do ya think?
Acme Corp. Catalog
Daily Darwin – 2020 Quote Of The Year
Humans share more than 50 percent of their genetic information with plants and animals in general. They share about 80 percent with cows, 61 percent with bugs such as fruit flies. You’ll even find human DNA in a banana – about 60 percent! So in a battle of wits, bet the fruit fly or the banana…??
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Bob And The Bear Cub
Bob demonstrates that if brains were bear food, his wouldn’t even be a snack.
