“That’s Gotta Hurt”
Hispanica – Coming From Homeboy’s Depot
This guy could use some of those good low rider airshocks about now.
Give a Bernie Sanders Supporter the Tools
And they contrive to hang themselves. There must be an allegory there somewhere.
Pajama Boy Is Back
He’s back. But I’m not quite sure what this new PSA of his is supposed to mean. Is he saying that owning a gun cures cervical cancer? If so, then that would make your local Gun Dealer like your Physician?? Does the Rx need to be “Name Brand” such as Glock, or Smith and Wesson or Sig? Or would a generic like Bersa or Charter Arms serve as well. Tell us PJ Boy. Lecture us in your Lamar Alexander plaid “onesie”.
Islamic Protester Dies From Inhaling Fiery Flag Fumes
President Obama, in another outreach to Muslims everywhere, reported famed flag maker, Betsy Ross, to the US Environmental Protection Agency for allegedly producing a defective product. The President said, “None of our Islamic brothers and sisters should ever have to perish from the scourge of fiery, flag fumes while engaging in their First Amendment rights no matter where in the world they might be.”
The FBI Cracked the Code For Your iPhone
ABC News has reported, “How the FBI Cracked the iPhone Encryption and Averted a Legal Showdown With Apple“.
As the legal battle played out, the FBI appealed to cyber experts around the world for help.
“We’ve talked to anybody who will talk with us about it, and I welcome
additional suggestions,” Comey said during a House hearing four weeks ago.
In response, countless companies and hackers — including what one source familiar with matter called many “whackadoodles” — came forward claiming to have a way into Farook’s phone, sources said.
But nothing appeared viable. That is, until a company that the FBI has yet to identify came forward about two weeks ago. After initial contacts with the FBI, company officials flew to Washington to lay out their solution, sources told ABC News.
On Sunday, March 20, in a meeting at FBI headquarters, company officials demonstrated their technology on another iPhone. Convinced it would work, the FBI greenlighted applying it to Farook’s phone, sources said.
This past weekend — just days ago — the attempt was made, and “the FBI has now successfully retrieved the data stored on” the phone, according to the Justice Department.
Daily Darwin – Crushed Ice
Darwin says that when one chips ice for one’s Very Dry Martini (James Bond’s receipe–shaken, not stirred) one should be above, not below the fault line.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Follow the Pope’s Advice…
Kill them with love. And many, many big ‘effing bombs.
