Don & Melania & Ted & Heidi

Or if you were around in 1969, “Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice“.

From Vox, “Heidi Cruz and Melania Trump: 6 stories to read about the women at the center of Wifegate“.

This week, the two leading Republican presidential candidates spiraled into a hypermasculine feud over each other’s wives.

Donald Trump responded to an attack ad in support of Ted Cruz that used a nude photo of Trump’s wife, Melania, with a vague threat to “spill the beans” about Cruz’s wife, Heidi.

The Facebook attack ad, targeted at Utah’s conservative Mormon base before Tuesday’s primary, was sponsored by Make America Awesome, a Super PAC supporting Cruz. It used a photo from a GQ spread with the caption, “Meet Melania Trump. Your Next First Lady. Or you could support Ted Cruz on Tuesday.”

 

Now That Is a Moon Shot

Forget shooting our Space Program in the foot, these Obama policies, according to The DailyCaller, “SpaceX Faces Off Against Russia To Supply Rockets To US Military“, have rammed a “Butt-Rocket” of monumental proportions up our collective suppositoriums.

Elon Musk’s rocket company SpaceX and Russian company NPO Energomash are locked in a struggle to supply rocket engines to the U.S. military.

NPO Energomash currently sells RD-180 rocket engines to American company Darwin_Uranus_Missle_Buttfire_animatedUnited Launch Alliance (ULA), a joint venture between defense contractors Lockheed Martin and Boeing. ULA inspects the engines, then uses them to power the workhorse rocket of America’s military space program.

ULA had almost cornered the market for national security-related rocket launches until last year, when SpaceX won U.S. Air Force certification for national security space missions.

The RD-180 is an old Soviet design built in Russia by NPO Energomash. Though the design has a record of safety and reliability, some in Congress worry that America’s dependence on Russian rocketry may give Russian President Vladimir Putin dangerous leverage over the American military.

“It is morally outrageous and strategically foolish to subsidize Vladimir Putin’s corrupt military industrial complex with the purchase of Russian rocket engines when Russia occupies Crimea and destabilizes Ukraine, menaces our NATO allies in Europe, bombs U.S.-backed forces in Syria to prop-up the murderous regime of Bashar Assad, and threatens to cut off U.S. access to space,” Arizona Republican Sen. John McCain

Daily Darwin – Big Wheel’s Keep On Turning

Darwin recommends playing Creedence Clearwater Revival’s “Proud Mary” while watching this crazy genome do a 360 degree Big Wheel flip.  He points out that attempting this stunt a second time would undoubtedly lead to the permanent sterility of the genius’ nomes due to SJS–Squashed Junk Syndrome.

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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