That ‘award’ and five $bucks might get her a coffee at the Chappaqua Starbucks. She’ll probably need to borrow the sales tax from Huma, though. Has anybody seen Huma?
Starbucks
A Glock With My Latte, Please, Misc* Barista
**Misc – How to use: Misc Sam Smith. Misc Smith.
Pronunciation: Pronounced “misk” (IPA: mɪsk).
History and meaning: The roots of the word miscellaneous comes from the Latin *miscellus*, meaning “mixed,” following the rationale that a lot of nonbinary people would say that they have aspects of various genders at various times.
Pumpkin Spice Glock
This is the only ‘Pumpkin Spice’ product that you will never ever find at Starbucks.
But here’s a few tidbits you might find at your favorite coffee retailer besides your “skinny, quadshot, venti, pumpkin spice 5 pump, 8 $George cup of coffee.
Bernie Sanders – The New Face of MasterCard
Hey. You gotta make a buck however you can. Right? Bern? Priceless!!
Concerned Coffee Company
Now here’s a coffee company you can get behind, because they’re watching your front. Unlike that Polar Bear murdering big, BIG coffee company, Star something or other. You know. That one.
Corporate Sponsored Murder
You heard it here first. Coffee giant, Starbucks, is murdering poor, defenseless polar bear cookies in order to boost sales of its Frosted Snowman cookies. It must be true because Boston’s own Fox 25 has the story, “Polar bear cookies at Starbucks cause controversy“.
A photo of Starbucks’ polar bear cookies has gone viral, with many saying that the red icing doesn’t look like a scarf, but more like the bears’ throats were slit.
The post originated on a Reddit thread and has since spread across social media. The accompanying Imgur post has been viewed over 3 million times.
The photo of the cookie resurfaced last week, resulting in numerous social media posts.
Maybe it wasn’t here first, but we copied it from somebody who had it before we did. Now they probably copied it from someone else too, but, hell, that’s the sorry state of publishing in the age of the internet.
Starbucks New Holiday Flavor
Forget that Pumpkin Spice Grande Latte; that was so 2014. This year it’s the Trumpuccino Foam-over. Um. Um. Good. And guaranteed to gag a Democrat or MSM reporter.
Can We Talk??
Put this on your cup and choke on it, Mr. Bucks.
And while we’re at it….
The Race Has Run
“Starbucks ends ‘Race Together’ campaign in stores, effort not over .”
(Reuters) – Starbucks Corp head Howard Schultz told employees on Sunday they will no longer be encouraged to write “Race Together” on drinks cups, but the company’s effort to promote discussion of racial issues “is far from over”.
So says Starbucks. Oh, really?
The campaign was met with skepticism on social media, with many complaining the company was overstepping it boundaries with a campaign on sensitive cultural topics that had no place in the coffee shop’s lines.
This steaming turd of hubris will be buried along with last week’s coffee grounds in the compost pile of ill-conceived, puerile and fatuous liberal schemes.