Lt. Col. Alexander Semyon Vindman Is Given New Command

The United States Army announced that Lieutenant Colonel Alexander Semyon Vindman, former Director for European Affairs for the United States National Security Council (NSC), has been reassigned. Among his new responsibilities will be ensuring that all penguins under his command address him properly as Lieutenant Colonel and do not engage in any ‘Quid Pro Quo’ type behavior.

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Greta’s Favorite Climate Dictator

Greta notes that Nork Leader, Kim Jung-un gave new meaning to her call to “put them against the wall.”  She further remarked that Kim’s “executing  five security officials with anti-aircraft guns’ over false reports” sends just the right message to climate deniers.

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Mickey Rourke Ravaged By Trump Derangement Syndrome

Mickey Rourke says he’ll give Trump a ‘left hook from hell’

FoxNews reports that, “Mickey Rourke isn’t holding his punches when it comes to his thoughts on President Trump.” In fact, ‘some say’ that Rourke blames his case of Trump Derangement Syndrome for making his face look like Montana roadkill. Mr. Rourke explains.

Mickey Rourke displays the ravages of Trump Derangement Syndrome

“That piece of s–t that’s sitting in the White House, that p—y, that lying c–ksucker. That no-good f–king two-faced f–king piece of s–t,” he said in the video. “He said some really nasty things about the two of us. And you know what? It’s personal. There’s gonna be a day where he ain’t president, and we’re gonna bump into each other. And you’re gonna feel me.”

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DumpTheNBA – Nike’s ‘New’ Kaepernick Ad Portends Even Worse To Come

Nike and the NBA are reportedly shooting a new advertising promotion.  The soon to be released series will be titled, “The NBA Stands With China”, and will star LeBron James and Coach Steve Kerr.

Sadly, it’s almost believable.  It seems there is no level of low that the craven hypocrites in the NBA won’t stoop, kneel, bow, or kowtow to. Always remember, you have a choice of what to watch on TV and especially, what to put on your feet.  And also remember, if the NBA ‘stands’ with China, you can ‘sit’ out the season.