Today marks the start of both ‘Gun Control Season’ and ‘Pumpkin Spice Season’.
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Girls With Big ‘Effing Machine Guns
I love the smell of ‘gunpowder‘ perfume in the morning. It’s my Pumpkin Spice Latte.”
Pumpkin Spice Glock
This is the only ‘Pumpkin Spice’ product that you will never ever find at Starbucks.
But here’s a few tidbits you might find at your favorite coffee retailer besides your “skinny, quadshot, venti, pumpkin spice 5 pump, 8 $George cup of coffee.
