Darwin notes, Mother Nature is a bitch. He goes on to say, that if your genome is too stupid to come in from the weather, you’ll certainly be pounded into the ground.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
I hear the “Donald” has a new right hand man in charge of his debate prep. Folks in the know say this guy has really fired up Mr. Trump. Something about turning Dr. Carson into second hand “chitlins”.
**Chitterlings – sometimes spelled/pronounced chitlins or chittlins) are usually the small intestines of a pig, although the intestines of cattle and other animals are sometimes so named when used as a foodstuff.
Another bloody ‘effing Republican debate tonight!
This Uncle Wants You….
Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.
Who would have thought that a douche-bag Russian strongman, would be more instructive than our own douche-bag President.
Dr. Putin already knew the First Patient’s balls were missing, but it seems as though they may have been attached to his spine, or various other parts….
Watch for it. Watch for it! Watch…. Keep watching… There he is. There’s Bill. Hillary’s Halloween Hound Dog Husband. Watch out Kati Perry.
From People, “Katy Perry ‘Roars’ at Hillary Clinton Rally in Iowa“.
Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton brought out two big names at a Saturday
rally in Iowa: husband and former U.S. President Bill Clinton – and Katy Perry.
And it was Bill who introduced Perry.
“Look, I don’t want to talk long, because I have never been the warm-up act for Katy Perry before. I am well aware I am the warm-up act,” Bill, 69, told the Des Moines crowd, which had gathered before the Iowa Jefferson-Jackson Democratic dinner, according to ABC News.
Could this be the last product to proudly display the “Made In USA” logo? We make grass Flip Flops. They make Smart Phones and computers.
There goes another Democratic Candidate trolling for votes.
Free bananas. Or college. Or cars. Or phones. Or. Or. Or. Fill in the blank.
