Makeup and Hair are going to have a real challenge getting Hillary ready for Monday’s Presidential Debate.
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Justice Can Be Poetic
There are times when Justice is neither swift, nor sure. But then there are those glorious times when Justice waxes poetic.
These Eyes
Even though many of us have stayed at a Holiday Inn Express, it still doesn’t qualify us to make a medical 
diagnosis from YouTube. However, that being said, ‘these eyes‘ of Hillary Clinton are ‘effing weird. Read this from the American Mirror,
We don’t know, although based on a video recording of Hillary during a speech last night in Philadelphia, some neurological issues may have returned. As The American Mirror reported, “Hillary’s eyes appeared not in-sync with one another.” A montage of Hillary’s eye-catching moments before a small group of Temple University students can be seen below in footage by The American Mirror.
The Guess Who singing “These Eyes” are most likely not referring to Hillary’s really, really strange ones.
Pokémon Road
‘Pokémon Road’ is the Beatles first new album since ‘Let It Be‘ in 1970. Probably not worth the 50 year wait.
Another Evil Clown Siting Reported
DNC Offices in Washington DC, Atlanta, GA and many other locations around the country are reporting an outbreak of “Creepy Clown” sitings. There are even some reports that the Clown is playing some sort of “wind instrument” and has voters following him to the local RNC Offices to register as Republicans.
Daily Darwin – Bearly Any Common Sense At All
Darwin winces as he recalled the demise of Bob’s bearly sentient genomes, noting that a “bear in the hand is sure to bring Momma out of the bush”.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
An Allegory Worth a Thousand Words
Here’s one view of ‘History’s’ perspective of TransGender Restroom Policies enacted during the Barack H. Obama Presidency. You’ve left quite the legacy, haven’t you Mr. Obama?
Hillary’s New StairMaster
Hillary was overheard telling her Press Gaggle, “Did you know? If you’re looking to burn calories, lose weight and strengthen and tone major muscle groups, stair climbing provides astounding results.”
She went on to say, “In fact, climbing stairs is widely regarded as one of the most efficient and effective cardio and strength building workouts you can do. If you’re willing to put in the work, it provides the results!”
She proudly pointed out that her StairMaster was provided through a grant from the Bill, Hillary, and Chelsea Clinton Foundation.
**StairMaster makes no claim that your results will equal Hillary Clinton’s, but past results are usually predictive of future performance.
