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Take the New Hillary Plastic Bag Challenge

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Obligatory Warning: Kiddies, don’t try this at home. Challenge done by a Professional on a closed course.  Actress portrayal.  All research statistics are blatantly flagrant.  Always wear your seatbelt.  As seen on TV.  Choking hazard, this is a real plastic bag.  Discontinue use if rash develops.   Do not drive with bag stuck on head.  Do not use under coconut trees.  Do not use orally after using rectally.  EPA estimate only.  For entertainment purposes only.  Has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.  Illustrations are slightly enlarged to show detail.  Many will enter, few will win.  Mental health prohibited.  Mrs. Clinton is a paid endorser.  Not affiliated with any Government agency.  Not to be used as a personal floatation device.  Penalty for early withdrawal.  Reproduction strictly prohibited.  Seek shelter, cover head.  Use with adequate ventilation.  Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.  And finally:

This disclaimer does not cover misuse, accident, lightning, flood, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, hurricanes and other Acts of God, neglect, damage from improper or unauthorized repair, incorrect line voltage, broken antenna or marred cabinet, missing or altered serial numbers, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, sonic boom vibrations, customer adjustments that are not covered in this joke list, and incidents owing to airplane crash, ship sinking, motor vehicle accidents, dropping the item, falling rocks, leaky roof, broken glass, mud slides, forest fire, or projectile (which can include, but not be limited to, arrows, bullets, shot, BB’s, shrapnel, lasers, napalm, torpedoes, or emissions of X-rays, Alpha, Beta and Gamma rays, knives, sticks and stones, et al.)

thanks, Bob.

Hillary Goes Down Under

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From YahooNews, “Swimsuit mural of Hillary Clinton creates a stir in Australia“.

Melbourne (AFP) – An Australian mural of US presidential nominee Hillary Clinton in a revealing, stars and stripes swimsuit may be taken down, after it Hillary_DownUnder_Wall_Muralhas reportedly been deemed offensive.

The provocative mural is on the wall of a small business in the Melbourne suburb of Footscray, and reports say the business has been asked by the local Maribyrnong Council to remove it.

“We believe it is offensive because of the depiction of a near-naked woman, not on the basis of disrespect to Hillary Clinton, in accordance with the Graffiti Prevention Act 2007,” the council’s chief executive Stephen Wall told Fairfax Media on Friday.

Men At Work – “Down Under”

Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes

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David Bowie – “Changes”

Hillary_Change_The_Change_We_ChangedI still don’t know what I was waiting for
And my time was running wild
A million dead-end streets
Every time I thought I’d got it made
It seemed the taste was not so sweet
So I turned myself to face me
But I’ve never caught a glimpse
Of how the others must see the faker
I’m much too fast to take that test
Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes (Turn and face the strange)
Turn and face the strain
Ch-ch-Changes
Don’t have to be a richer man
Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes
Ch-ch-Changes (Turn and face the strange)
Don’t want to be a better man
Time may change me
But I can’t trace time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbnJo88kuP8