Today’s Bacon – Bacon Jihad

Seems like a pretty reasonable philosophy to me. Off with their pork.  Or heads.  Whatever…

Spoiler Alert:  For the poor, unsafe students at the University of Missouri–Just Kidding.  For you J-School wannabes, it’s called satire.  Deal with it.

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Bill Gates – STFU

Bill_Gates_Carbon_ClubBill.  No one gives a satisfying crap about your case of “Affluenza“. Other than the fact that your liberal guilt is going to make the rest of our standard of livings revert back to the “diurnal era“, we want nothing from you except a Windows version that works.  So we’ll ‘prolly be seeing you mid-century with Windows 20.

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