Find out which Democratic candidate, Bernie “the Commie” Sanders or Hillary the “‘effing Liar” Clinton, will be the first to blame the Koch Brothers for the Robot Uprising.
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We’re From the CDC
And we’re here to help. Zika virus be gone….
Gas Guzzler
So what do you do if you’re a greenie and it’s dark outside (no solar), and there’s no wind (no turbine power) and the EPA shut your coal-fired electrical plant down and it’s really, really cold outside (reduced battery life) and you still have to work for a living?
An App for It
The Federal Reserve is in the beta testing phase for their new app, “Money for Nothing” . Bernie Sanders was heard saying, “skip the ‘effing testing, I WANT IT NOW”!
In parting he mentioned that he can’t wait for the “Your Chics for Free” upgrade.
Email, Schemail….updated
What’s to worry about. I’ve got it covered…
From FoxNews.com, “Official: Some Clinton emails ‘too damaging’ to release“.
EXCLUSIVE: The intelligence community has deemed some of Hillary Clinton’s emails “too damaging” to national security to release under any
circumstances, according to a U.S. government official close to the ongoing review. A second source, who was not authorized to speak on the record, backed up the finding.
The determination was first reported by Fox News, hours before the State Department formally announced Friday that seven email chains, found in 22 documents, will be withheld “in full” because they, in fact, contain “Top Secret” information.
The State Department, when first contacted by Fox News about withholding such emails Friday morning, did not dispute the reporting – but did not comment in detail. After a version of this report was first published, the Obama administration confirmed to the Associated Press that the seven email chains would be withheld. The department has since confirmed those details publicly.
#BlackIceMatters
From CBS Baltimore, “Neighbors Losing Patience Where Plows Still Haven’t Cleared Streets“.
BALTIMORE (WJZ) — The dig out from the weekend snow storm continues across Maryland.
Derek Valcourt with the growing frustrations in some areas where plows still haven’t cleared the streets.
Along Millvale Road in the Millford Mill area of Baltimore County, neighbors are losing patience, knowing all the surrounding streets have been plowed.
“It’s been four days and no one has come down our block yet,” said Tony Redd.
“I figured this neighborhood would get a plow to come through at least once out of five days, and we haven’t even seen a plow,” said James Forman.
