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Why Gary Johnson Won’t Be Debating
Gary is taking some time off the 2016 Campaign Trail so that he can learn a bit more about Geography before the 2020 Presidential Campaign season begins. He’s resolved to keep himself out of Medical Marijuana Dispensaries and actually study World Events. Want a cookie, Gary?
Hillary’s New StairMaster
Hillary was overheard telling her Press Gaggle, “Did you know? If you’re looking to burn calories, lose weight and strengthen and tone major muscle groups, stair climbing provides astounding results.”
She went on to say, “In fact, climbing stairs is widely regarded as one of the most efficient and effective cardio and strength building workouts you can do. If you’re willing to put in the work, it provides the results!”
She proudly pointed out that her StairMaster was provided through a grant from the Bill, Hillary, and Chelsea Clinton Foundation.
**StairMaster makes no claim that your results will equal Hillary Clinton’s, but past results are usually predictive of future performance.
Hillary’s Birth of a ‘Basket’
Here you are witness to the birth of Hillary Clinton’s “Basket of Deplorables” term for Trump supporters.
Democratic Voter Registration Drive Begins
This proud voter first voted for Grover Cleveland, but let their registration lapse a few years ago. Thankfully, we have a George Soros funded Democratic Operative helping to re-register this disenfranchise voter.
Metaphorically Speaking
This could be the metaphorical image of the true legacy of the Barack H. Obama Presidency.
Hillary Has a New Logo
After Colin Powell’s hacked emails were released Hillary Clinton’s team were forced to come up with a new, and more appropriate, logo.
David Brock – Chancellor of the Clinton School of Public Scumsucking
The Washington Free Beacon reports that, “David Brock Offers Money for New Dirt on Donald Trump“. So what else would be new with the Clinton’s and their cronies?
Hillary Clinton ally David Brock is offering to pay for new information on Donald
Trump, hoping that damaging audio or video on the Republican presidential candidate will be submitted to his super PAC.
Brock, founder of the left-wing Media Matters and operator of Correct the Record super PAC, recently posted the plea on Correct the Record’s website and is referring to the project as “TrumpLeaks,” NBC News reported.
I’ll Take the Fifth
Townhall reports, “Man Who Set Up Hillary’s Private Server Pleads the Fifth More Than 125 Times“.
Do you really need to read anything else but the headline? Didn’t think so.
Should Hillary Fall….
The DNC is warming up her replacement. ‘Her’ estrogen levels should be at peak efficiency within two weeks, handlers say.
Hillary Lives to Stump Again
Now that Hillary Clinton has returned to stumping along the campaign trail, Yahoo News reports,
Clinton’s return to the campaign trail comes as Trump has cut into her lead in
Clinton, 68, had been resting at her home in Chappaqua, New York, for three days after being diagnosed with pneumonia and falling ill at a Sept. 11 memorial ceremony on Sunday.
So that you never forget, here are a few reminders of Hillary’s 09/11.
Stop Bill From Dicking Around – Vote Trump
Do your part to keep Bill Clinton from “Dicking Around” again in the White House. Vote Donald Trump.
The Intern you save may be your own daughter, granddaughter, wife, mother, niece, Auntie, or Grandmother (Oh Noooo’s). Hell, you might even save that old, broken-down bitch hound that hangs around the White House Commissary looking for table scraps.
Take Colin Powell’s advice as reported by the NY Post.
Colin Powell wrote in a stunning email that he doesn’t want “to vote for her” — an apparent reference to Hillary Clinton — in part because her husband is “still dicking bimbos at home,” according to the hacker website DCLeaks.