If you think being a “Free Range” kid was good in the ’80’s, you shoulda been around in the ’50’s and ’60’s.
There were no bicycle helmets or car seatbelts. You were packed off to school with a rifle on your back and Twinkies in your lunchbox. And, of course, the only padding under the school steel playground equipment was asphalt.
Some might call Donald Trump’s wife, Melania, a ‘trophy wife’, but none can doubt that Hillary has more than a few trophies of her own.
Darwin is fond of noting that a Dude’s ‘dudes’ are not particularly fond of blunt trauma delivered by waterboarding.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Howard, the ‘Scream‘, Dean decided that Donald Trump’s case of the sniffles at Monday night’s debate means that he must be a cocaine user. No, Howard. If anyone deserves to be called erratic it’s your very ‘ownself’.
Now first, stick one of Mr. Rogers’ fingers up each nostril and then review your own highly suspect performance below.
Even if a ‘real man’ has a beard and wears plaid, he’ll still starve.
Yum. Yum?? Not so tasty. Not so tasty at all.
Enough politics! The debate last night was enough to gag a maggot. So let’s move on to something good. Like bacon! Welcome to the first tasty morsel in the new category, “Girls With Bacon”.
Bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon,bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon,bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon
As an inducement for new donors to make a contribution, the Hillary Clinton campaign is giving away an album of some of Bill’s biggest saxophone hits, “Still Dickin’ Bimbos”. For a larger contribution, donors will be put on a pre-release list entitling them to a personally signed copy of Mr. Clinton’s newest album, “Still a Horndog After All These Years”.
For a nominal fee, Bill can be persuaded to deliver your order personally. Cigars and ‘blue dresses’ optional.
At this point what difference does a name make anyway?
