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Band of Evil Clowns
Or, if you will, an ‘Evil Clown Band’.
#KrazyKaine’s New Home
Democratic VP Candidate, Tim Kaine(aka #KrazyKaine), is taking a few days off the trail to decompress. Good luck with that, Timmy.
Here’s an example of the new Debater’s Disease, “Kaineus Interupteus Maximeus”
Free Range Kids – ’80’s Style
If you think being a “Free Range” kid was good in the ’80’s, you shoulda been around in the ’50’s and ’60’s.
There were no bicycle helmets or car seatbelts. You were packed off to school with a rifle on your back and Twinkies in your lunchbox. And, of course, the only padding under the school steel playground equipment was asphalt.
Daily Darwin – Jaywalking Genome
Darwin always questions whether the “Look Both Ways” recessive genome has disappeared entirely from the ‘Jaywalker’ subclass of the human species.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Rube Goldberg’s Automatic Sock Removal System
Guys gotta be guys.
Dances With Sheep
Elizabeth, Pocahontas, Warren was too busy dancing with sheep Monday night to attend the Presidential Debate.
As she was returning from the dance floor and her cell service was restored, she saw Donald Trump’s tweet recommendation about watching the Venezuelan Housekeeper and Miss Universe’s, so called porn movie.
“What great fun”, said Ms. Pocahontas. “After a week of mutton, I’m ready for some ham.”
Donald and Hillary’s Halloween Strategies
We’re not sure that Hillary’s Halloween strategy is any different than her every day strategy.
Daily Darwin – How’s Your Surfer Dudes, Dude?
Darwin is fond of noting that a Dude’s ‘dudes’ are not particularly fond of blunt trauma delivered by waterboarding.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Vegan Corndogs
Yum. Yum?? Not so tasty. Not so tasty at all.
