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Daily Darwin – Rocket Man

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Darwin dutifully writes that strapping a rocket to ones ass and then expecting a good outcome for one’s genomes has always been a delusion.

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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A Glock With My Latte, Please, Misc* Barista

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**Misc – How to use: Misc Sam Smith. Misc Smith.

Pronunciation: Pronounced “misk” (IPA: mɪsk).

History and meaning: The roots of the word miscellaneous comes from the Latin *miscellus*, meaning “mixed,” following the rationale that a lot of nonbinary people would say that they have aspects of various genders at various times.

Donald’s Detroit Poll Watchers

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Here are three of Donald Trump’s Motor City volunteer Poll Watchers.  These “Machine-heads for Trump” remind us that one shouldn’t bring a club to a chain-gun fight or a polling place.

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Here are some of Barack’s finest Philadelphia Poll Watchers in 2008.

Daily Darwin – Squandered Their Luck

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Darwin says notably, that some genomes are destined to use all of their good fortune in one glorious moment. After that, it’ll be a paper cut or an ingrown toenail that gets ’em.

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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