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President Trump Shakes Up Tradition

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You could call it “A Tale of Two Shakes”.  Presidential handshakes have come a long way in the last 3 weeks since the Inauguration.  And especially far, since that infamous Obama ‘limp-wrist’ thing with Raul Castro.  That one will most certainly reside in the annals of the Most Cringe Worthy Presidential Moments Ever.  I think it’s probably tied for Number 3 on the list along with George HW Bush’s puking on the Japanese Prime Minister Miyazawa Kiichi.  Eewww.

President Barack ‘Havana Bama’ Obama with His BFF Raul Castro

And tied with O’s limp-wristed handshake is George HW Bush practicing his projectile vomiting on Japanese PM Kiichi.

FakeNews – Will the @realDonaldTrump Now Do SNL?

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That is a question.  Since the @realAlecBaldwin is filling in as the @fakeDonaldTrump in this @FakeNews newspaper story about the @realDonaldTrump, I’m not sure whether to turn the page, change the channel or start following the @realDonaldTrump twitter feed.

Oval Office Cold Open – Alex Baldwin, Saturday Night Live

Pelosi and Waters – Let’s Do the ‘Time Warp’ Again

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Here’s House Minority Leader, Nancy Pelosi, claiming that (paraphrasing) “Democrats can’t work with President Bush…”.  Unfortunately for Ms. Pelosi, Donald Trump is President.

https://youtu.be/7ObkJS9CMjo?t=44s

And then we have Representative Maxine Waters claiming that Donald Trump’s friendship with Vladimir Putin has given Mr. Putin the ‘green light’ to invade North Korea.  Sure, Maxine.

Maybe we should all just sit back, chill, and watch the Rocky Horror Picture Show’s – “Let’s Do The Time Warp Again”

Snowpocalypse 2017 – Travel and Swimming Forecast

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From AccuWeather,

The storm will affect heavily traveled stretches of Interstate 68, I-70, I-76, I-78, I-80, I-81, I-83, I-84, I-87, I-90 and I-95.

For you swimmers, expect frozen hair and frost accumulations of up to 3/4 of an inch.

Major travel delays and disruptions to daily activities are likely from accumulations ranging from a slushy coating to as much as 12 inches. The snow could fall at the rate of 2 inches per hour. Thunder and lightning can accompany the snow in some locations. Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, had thundersnow early Thursday morning.

**Possible FakeNewsAlert – Do not make your swimming plans based on what you read here.