Well, at least “Parking” is still “Free”.
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Daily Darwin – Honing the Family Jewels
Darwin says that there is nothing like a 30 yard long flying face plant and body slide to hone the rough edges off of the ol’ family gonads.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Daily Darwin – Socialism for Dummies
Darwin says “Imagine if you will…”
VW Bugs
Beetles in the belfry, or weasels in the Beetles. You decided.
Drone Season Opens
Do to the most productive “drone spawning event” ever this year, Director Cousin Bubba has declared that Drone Season will begin immediately and run indefinitely — 24/7-365 for your hunting pleasure. And yes, road hunting from a vehicle and spotlighting are both allowed. And encouraged.
The Bow-netting and Spear-casting seasons will now run concurrently. Falconry is allowed at your own risk, but discouraged do to the large number of shotgunners participating this year.
“Once-A-Day” Vitamins
Remember to take your vitamins everyday. Vitamin D is especially necessary for a healthy start to your day. And it’s really yummy!
Murica – Deer Rifle
This baby field dresses, butchers and ‘prolly cooks your deer in an Arkansas minute.
That’s what I’m talkin’ about!
Puppetmaster
This is probably an allegory for “Big Government” and “Entitlements” and “Social Engineering”, but for the life of me, I can’t explain how. Maybe it’s just about a crazy old lady puppeteer with too much time on her hands.
Newton’s Third Law of Powerwashing
For every action there is an equal and opposite re-action.
This means that for every force there is a reaction force that is equal in size, but opposite in direction. That is to say that whenever an object pushes another object it gets pushed back in the opposite direction equally hard.
Sound Investment Advice
You can go a long way before you find better investment advice than this. We do however, recommend a diversified portfolio. For example: .45 ACP, .40 S&W, 5.56 NATO, 12 Gauge 00 Buck, 30-06 Springfield, 22LR HP are all good choices to include as part of any balanced portfolio.
Camel Cam
Here you see Abdullah demonstrating his new “Camel-cam”. The cam will debut at the Damascus 20 Goat Race next February.
