Hillary’s Gift Incentive for New Donors

As an inducement for new donors to make a contribution, the Hillary Clinton campaign is giving away an album of some of Bill’s biggest saxophone hits, “Still Dickin’ Bimbos”.  For a larger contribution, donors will be put on a pre-release list entitling them to a personally signed copy of Mr. Clinton’s newest album, “Still a Horndog After All These Years”.

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For a nominal fee, Bill can be persuaded to deliver your order personally. Cigars and ‘blue dresses’ optional.

The ‘Hammering in Hempstead’

The Presidential Debate Monday night in Hempstead, NY promises to be one of the historical events that no one wants to miss.

trump_hammering_in_hempstead_animatedHillary is affluent with issues to be exploited by a counter-puncher like Trump.  She might indeed be the Joe Frazier of politics, all hard head and stubbornly driven.  Whereas, Trump is like the political equivalent of Muhammad Ali, unpredictable and stinging like a bee.

Ali and Frazier had the ‘Thrilla in Manilla’. Let’s see if Monday’s debate becomes known as the ‘Hammering in Hempstead’.

While you wait for debate night, watch the “Thrilla in Manilla”.