Gropin’ Joe

Ooga-chaka Ooga-Ooga, Joe. Ooga-chaka Ooga-Ooga

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Joe Biden – still ‘Hooked On A Feeling‘. Sweet work if you can get it, but you better kick that habit, Joe, if you wanna run for Prez.

Ooga-chaka Ooga-Ooga
Ooga-chaka Ooga-Ooga
Ooga-chaka Ooga-Ooga
Ooga-chaka Ooga-Ooga

I can’t stop this feeling
Deep inside of me
Girl, you just don’t realize
What you do to me

When you hold me
In your arms so tight
You let me know
Everything’s all right

I’m hooked on a feeling
I’m high on believing
That you’re in love with me

Lips are sweet as candy
It’s taste stays on my mind
Girl, you got me thirsty
For another cup of wine

Got a bug from you, girl
But I don’t need no cure
I just stay affecting
If I can for sure

All the good love when we’re all alone
Keep it up girl
Yeah, you turn me on

I’m hooked on a feeling
I’m high on believing
That you’re in love with me

Blue Swede – “Hooked on a Feeling”

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Gropin’ Joe Smells The Coffee

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“I love the smell of Black Rifle Coffee in the morning.  It smells like victory!” says Gropin’ Joe Biden, Democratic Presidential candidate wannabe.

I always thought of Gropin’ Joe as more of a ‘window-licker’ than a hair-sniffer, but I’ve been wrong before…

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The Long Knives Are Coming Out For Gropin’ Joe Biden

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Say It’s Not So, Gropin’ Joe….

New York Magazine reports, “An Awkward Kiss Changed How I Saw Joe Biden.”  Lucy Flores, failed Nevada Lt. Governor candidate and Bernie Sanders supporter, pens this newest expose of Joe Biden’s ‘handy’ proclivities.

In 2014, I was the 35-year-old Democratic nominee for lieutenant governor in Nevada. The landscape wasn’t looking good for my party that year. There were no high-profile national races to help boost turnout, and after the top candidate bowed out of the governor’s race, “None of the Above” ended up winning the Democratic primary.

I found my way to the holding room for the speakers, where everyone was chatting, taking photos, and getting ready to speak to the hundreds of voters in the audience. Just before the speeches, we were ushered to the side of the stage where we were lined up by order of introduction. As I was taking deep breaths and preparing myself to make my case to the crowd, I felt two hands on my shoulders. I froze. “Why is the vice-president of the United States touching me?”

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Speaking Of Old, White, Democratic Presidential Candidates….

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Joe still hasn’t announced, but he’s close….? Maybe…? Then again….?

From Politico, “Biden’s polling lead shaky ahead of 2020 decision“.

Joe Biden’s big lead in early Democratic 2020 polling might be a bunch of malarkey.

While most polls show the former vice president hovering around 30 percent of the Democratic primary vote, well ahead of second-place Sen. Bernie Sanders, two recent surveys paint a starkly different picture — raising the question of whether Biden is a real front-runner or just has big name-recognition.

Ya better pull the trigger, Joe, ’cause you’re gonna be about a 100Hundred years old by the time the next chance rolls around. Just sayin…