At least it’s not Post Grape Nuts cereal sticks and twigs shit…
Grape Nuts commercial – Euell Gibbons – “Did You Ever Eat A Pine Tree?”
Euell Gibbons: No Grape Nut He. THE AUTHOR AND FORAGER Euell Theophilus Gibbons once served as the folksy face of Grape-Nuts, the breakfast cereal that contains neither grapes nor nuts. The television campaign featured Gibbons delivering his now-famous “Ever eat a pine tree?”