Leading Democrat presidential candidate Joe Biden disappeared Memorial Day weekend after taking it easy on the campaign trail the past ten days, having held only one rally and three fundraisers. The 76-year-old former vice president appears to be living up to President Trump’s “sleepy” nickname for him.
We think the answer to “Where’s that ‘Sleepy Gropin’ Joe’ Biden?” is pretty straightforward. He’s taken the Holiday Week to have his face spackled to give him a new and youthful look. How’d he do?
Darwin chortles heartily about the dude that shot himself in the ol’ genomes who, by happenstance, was ‘very personally’ carrying methamphetamine and marijuana. That fact, which just happened to slip his mind, until drumroll, please…. the ‘package’ coincidentally slipped out of his anus during surgery. The Wenatchee World reports this shit show, “Trouble snowballs for man who shot himself.”
A convicted felon accidentally shot himself in the genitals last month at an apartment in Cashmere. His problems didn’t stop there.
[Darwin’s red-headed stepchild, who shall remain nameless] had a pistol tucked into his front pocket April 5 when the gun discharged, sending a bullet through his testicles and into his thigh….
As doctors and nurses performed surgery at Central Washington Hospital, a balloon containing marijuana slipped out of his anus, the affidavit said.
Chelan County sheriff’s detectives were notified that Wilson had suffered a gunshot wound and then responded to the hospital. They searched the car and found a bag of methamphetamine inside a pair of blood-stained jeans he’d taken off before entering the hospital.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
….which the White House said on Twitter was directed at users “no matter your views,” seeks to collect names, contact information and other details from Americans. The survey asks whether they have encountered problems on Facebook, Instagram, Google-owned YouTube, Twitter or other social media sites — companies the president frequently takes aim at for alleged political censorship.
The survey claims that “too many Americans have seen their accounts suspended, banned, or fraudulently reported for unclear ‘violations’ of user policies.”
What the FakeNews Washington Post should really be reporting on is Big Tech’s war on the First Amendment and the privacy rights of the American public.
It’s too hard to say “Here An-Nasir Salah ad-Din Yusuf ibn Ayyub!! Good Boy, Salah ad-Din!! Come Here!! Saladin…. Saladin?!! SALADIN!!! Get your doggy ass over here. Ya want some bacon….??
Chicago has HeyJackass.com tracking it’s record of murder and mayhem – Islam has the ReligionOfPeace.com. Since Ramadan is “a time for reflection and contemplation”, it is fitting that special recognition be given to those that have suffered a less than ‘peaceful’ end due to the ministrations of the Religion of Peace.
Click to visit TheReligionOfPeace.com
Date
Country
City
Killed
Injured
Description
2019.05.12
Burkina Faso
Dablo
6
0
A large group of extremists attack a church during a service, killing six, including the pastor.
2019.05.12
Syria
Suqaylabiyah
5
6
A Sunni group sends a barrage of shells into a neighborhood, killing five residents.
2019.05.12
Afghanistan
Dushi
1
1
An Afghan security official is murdered by the Taliban.
2019.05.11
Afghanistan
Kama
1
0
A fundamentalist group murders a local official.
2019.05.11
Pakistan
Khaipur Tamiwali
4
3
The brother of a young woman who married against the family’s wishes fires into their home, killing four.
Just not the the “Flag of the United States of America…”
Here’s a reminder of the real Pledge of Allegiance for those Democrats who have forgotten.
“I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.”
Alfred E. Neuman’s formerly closeted brother from another mother, Pete, is running for President of the United States. And Alfred’s endorsement of his BFAM (Brother From Another Mother) is…? Drumroll, please. “What? Me Worry?”
Alfred and his BFAM (Brother From Another Mother) Mayor Pete Buttigieg
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Leading Democrat presidential candidate Joe Biden disappeared Memorial Day weekend after taking it easy on the campaign trail the past ten days, having held only one rally and three fundraisers. The 76-year-old former vice president appears to be living up to President Trump’s “sleepy” nickname for him.
